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---- word biscuit ----
-- 4000 woodchucks edition --
08-18-96 - ray heinrich
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i'm way behind on my mail, sorry (you know who you are).
-ray
< remember the eggplant >
i found this note today:
the tax forms from last year
are in the blue file cabinet
in a folder marked "to do #7"
and this one:
remember the eggplant
and don't forget to call kathy
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< only enough time >
for a few quick words
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< after you left >
blue
me and one of my socks
green
the other sock
yellow
the stamp on the letter
orange
i ate it
red
the bell pepper and the tomatoes
that i'm cutting up for a salad
orange
the carrots
yellow
the onions
green
the cucumber and the lettuce
blue
the blue cheese dressing and me
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< first contact >
the alien ship looked
exactly like a head
there were two ports that glowed
where the eyes should be
and an entry-way
like a small mouth
that even talked and told me
to hide the knife and the hacksaw
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< 4000 woodchucks >
no termites
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< 4000 woodchucks >
pinocchio
keep lying
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< 4000 woodchucks >
i'm not leaving
my cold shower
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< 4000 beavers >
no woodchucks
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< 4000 poets >
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and all this stuff is (C) 1996 ray heinrich.
you have my permission to copy it and post it as long as it
doesn't involve charging money (kinda redundant, after all,
it IS poetry), not part of any pro-republican campaign literature,
and you include:
"(C) 1996 ray heinrich - comments welcome send to: ray@vais.net"
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